Free Beard

by Free Beard

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Free Beard's first album. 59 minutes of musical wonderment.

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released August 20, 2014

All songs Written and performed by Free Beard.
Drew Anderson: Bass, vocals, acoustic guitar, keys.
Joseph Isaksen: Guitar, lead vocals, acoustic guitar.
Erik Ullman: Drums, vocals.
Additional Backup vocals by: Brett and Stacy Christian and Mick C. Monster. Also a buttload of party people, you know who you are.
Engineered and mixed by: Miguel Taco and Free Beard at the Monkey House.
Mastering by: Mitch Todderson at HQ in Stockholm, Sweden.
Recorded at: the Lazarus Pit (R.I.P) by Dagger Records.

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Track Name: Dishwasher
When I've got no-one to sing to, I sing to myself. When I've got nothing to sing about, Might as well sing about cleaning... Let's rock! Scrub scrub scrub wash wash wash wash. I clean all the pans and pot. Wash wash wash, scrub scrub scrub, I have yellow rubber gloves.
Dishes are easy when you have a machine, but beware this beast generates hot steam. I live in a hole with my old man, we watch cartoons imported from Japan.
Scrub scrub scrub wash wash wash wash. I clean all the pans and pot. Wash wash wash, scrub scrub scrub, I have yellow rubber gloves.
My fingers are wrinkled all of the time, The doctor said it's a tell-tale sign that I have been in my profession for far too long, daily making use of the bong
Scrub scrub scrub wash wash wash wash. I clean all the pans and pot. Wash wash wash, scrub scrub scrub, I have yellow rubber gloves.
Washing dishes is how I eat, Washing dishes is how I eat I wish that I could afford some meat. I just think that would be really neat, yeah!
Wash wash wash scrub scrub scrub, pick up plates put them into bus tubs, scrub scrub scrub wash wash wash, I clean dishes and smoke pot.
Track Name: Soul Sale
I sold my soul to pay for an education, that which promised my sweet salvation has sent me straight to hell I get bills every month in the mail.
But now I admit there are certain regrets they'll carry me through 50 years and I will never be able to pay them back.
My creditors claim every cent I earn, but now I have a choice I can write a check or light a match and watch that money burn. but now I admit there are certain thing which I should have sold, but I bought in I bought them but now they will own me until I am dead and cold.
Oh why did I sign their promissory note? they took all I had, they even got my goat. they got my goat.
The American dream has become a nightmare, they say if you land before you wake you'll die. you went to school in just your underwear, when you notice you'll be mortified.
Track Name: Bum Song
I want to be bum, my mom said no, I want to stick out my thumb, my mom said no, I want to be a transient, my mom said no, My mom won't let me waste away, she care enough to say be responsible, get a job, wash your hair you dirty slob. I don't want to go to work, my mom said go, I don't want to go to school, my mom said go, I don't want to go to church, my mom said go, I stopped going to church, my mom doesn't know. every idea I have is retarded in my mother's eyes, she is not real supportive and thinks that I attract flies
every idea I have is retarded in my mother's eyes, she is not real supportive and thinks that I attract flies.
Track Name: Fear Spectrum
People in Kansas we have no plans, our dreams have been trapped by the flat lands fields all around us and ocean of grain. If we can't escape this hell we'll all go insane. the mountains the trees the forests the streams, the owls the bees sting me sting me sting me. All of us in Kansas we dream in black and white by the cold we have been broken we don't put up a fight every girl longs for a husband only then to be satisfied to stand by someone taller a crutch by her side. they all lied she just tried this new bride just died. The weather the cold the culture we're old wish we'd find a pot of save me free me, take me out, the mountains the trees, the forests the streams the owls the bees sting me sting me sting me, The weather the cold the culture we're old wish we'd find a pot of gold save me free me take me out take me out to the ball-game, take me out to the crowd, buy me some peanuts and some crackerjacks I don't care if I ever come back I don't care I don't care don't care. It's raining on Willamette, we're walking through the night under awnings and under streetlights it's alright It's raining on Willamette, we're walking through the night under awnings and under streetlights it's alright, I wish I were there tonight.
Track Name: Bootknife
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